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Poor Fishermen With Boats

  • My Genealogy
  • Date-nut Bread
  • Apache
  • Grandpas Need Exercise Too
  • Let's Waite 'Til It Shocks Him Some More
  • Two Heads And They Kick You Out Of School
  • Tony
  • Piles Of Stuff
  • Cousin Joe
  • Keep The Horse, Give Me A Big Pretty Rock
  • You Can Ride A Horse To Water But Don't Let Him Make You Drink
  • My Advanced Master Gardener
  • Old Duke
  • Tell Me Something I Already Knew
  • You're Catchin' On
  • The Hole And Rock Creek Road
  • Poor Fishermen With Boats
  • It's Not What You Say, It's Who Says It
  • My Wife Loves Me For My Eye-O-Ta
  • Pronoun
  • Toenails
  • Stick That In Your Prop And Smoke It
  • Great Globs Of Cheese Puffs
  • Politicians Should Be Thrown Back
  • Take Me Along For The Ride
  • Jury Duty
  • I See Your Lips Moving But I Don't Hear Any Words
  • They Don't Phone Solicit Me Anymore
  • You Are What You Eat
  • You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too
  • Doctors Are A Waste Of Money
  • Zoie
  • The Nut Cracker My Sweet
  • Want A New Belt For Christmas? Burn Down Your Fort
  • I Get My Hairs Cut And Everybody's Jealous
  • Fur Sighted And Fuzzy Faced
  • My Way

Fishing Like a Muskrat

  • Fly Away.. Not Home
  • The Flathead
  • Ladies Only
  • Stealth Combat
  • Just Smile & Wave
  • I Don't Qualify... Yet
  • Aging Gracefully
  • Duke's A Hazard
  • Sugar On a Dill Pickle
  • Fishing Like a Muskrat
  • House Hunting
  • Is It an Allergy,
    Or Just Menstrual Pain
  • Up Close And Personal
  • They Might Of Came
    From ASS's
  • It Ain't Fair
  • A Plane in the Hand Is Worth Two in the Barrel
  • The Stringers
  • Piles On A Porch
  • I Ain't Got No
  • Trollin' The Pond
  • Mountain-men Captured
  • Retired
  • Yard Sale
  • It's Not The Guy's Fault
  • The Old Cowboy
  • I Didn't Think You Wanted Me To Bite It Off
  • Express Yerself
  • The Jessie Street Jumpers

Fishing Hole #3

  • Who Came First?
  • You Can't Afford It
  • Fishing Hole #3
  • Help Thy Neighbor
  • Tourist Trout
  • I See You
  • Yes, Dear
  • When Your 'YET' Comes Up
  • Snake 'N' Bake
  • John Deere
  • Maybe We Should Get Naked First
  • Y2K Or Yak
  • Show Them The Finger
  • At Least She Did It With A Smile
  • One On One
  • Do You Want Fries With That?
  • I Gotta Kill It
  • It's Too Narrow Between The Eyes
  • It's Gonna Cost Ya

That's Nothing Compared to a Fish

  • You'll Grow Into It
  • That's Nothing Compared To A Fish
  • Almost As Much Fun As Being There
  • Not In Those Shoes
  • I'll Live With It
  • Careful It Might Be Loaded
  • He'll Be Coming Around The Mountain
  • Think Twice About It
  • Peter Pan Was A Girl
  • Some Things Just Have To Be Said
  • Never Say Never
  • She Dumped Me For A Toothpick
  • Trolling For Trouble
  • Make Friends With'em
  • Apply It To My Bill
  • Bringing Home The Bacon
  • The Live Well
  • Never Say Never....Again

Of Course They're Tax Deductible

  • Dead Man Floating
  • Give Me Twenty Dollars
  • I Should Have Just Bled To Death
  • Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?
  • It Worked And It Was Her Fault
  • Saddle Up
  • Wasp Creek
  • Thirty-nine Years Is A Long Time To Go Without Wiggling It
  • A Fish In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush

Read The Back Cover

  • ED And Me
  • Honey I Sunk The Boat
  • Now, That's How You Net My Big Fish
  • Don't Make Me Have To Stop This Car
  • Of Course They're Tax Deductible
  • Readin' The Sign
  • Oh Well, That Will Come In Handy
  • The Loose Goose
  • The Right Jackass For The Job

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